Mika And Jade FancyPants

Episode26: Congratulations Is In Order!

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:30:10 GMT

Jade's Graduation! Jade share's her thoughts on her difficult but triumphant years in school and her hopes for the future. Congratulations, Jade! Class of '08! Here is the music list for Jade's graduation day! 13 Broken Biscuit-SIA 12 Gravity- Sara Bareilles 10 Everything I Am- Kanye West 03 Better Than This- Keane 1-10 Distant Dreamer- Duffy 12 - All Good Things (Come To An End)- Nelly Furtado 01 Time after time- Cydi Lauper 13 Hope For The Hopeless- A Fine Frenzy 14 Sure Looks Good To Me- Alicia Keyes 01 Little Black Sandals- SIA 03 Wonderful World- James Morrison 06 Vultures- John Mayer 12 - Good Girl Gone Bad- RIHANNA 10 The Church Of What's Happening Now- SIA Thanks for Listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode25: WIshing You a Cold, Cold Christmas

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:19:47 GMT

Snow! The Floating Hearts of Jesus, Movie Review for Australia, Bitten by Edward! Movie Review for Twilight, Sugar Daddy anyone? Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode24: Whatever x 1,000

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:32:46 GMT

Happy Belated-belated Thanksgiving! Early Christmas Music. grrrrrr! Dance, dance, dance! Sexiest man of the year! The movie Twilight. The Brits hate us for sure now. The stars and sluts of High School Musical. Racism...again. Are you more androgo-fem-masculine? Take the test and find out at: http://garote.bdmonkeys.net/ Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode23: Social Analytics

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:45:57 GMT

Poop Talk! Positive-Negative Profanities. Now "OR" Laters (Copy Written by Mika). Sexual Terms. The Finger in the Rear. Sex is Fun Podcast. The Fault of Black People! Proposition8. Orgasms! Mika's Dream. Phone Stalkers! Chatting Problems. mmmmmmm. Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode22: How Far Will You Go?

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:48:17 GMT

Episode 22: How Far Will You Go? Gay Anderson Cooper and his Brazen Hussy. How far will Jade and Mika go? Sex scenarios! Gossip about the Hogans. Brother! Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode21: Spooks and Mistakes

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:18:56 GMT

Spooks and Mistakes! Special guest, Goose! George Washington Carver and Fredrick "Franklin" Douglas. Lou Dobbs, Make Me Famous!!! Jennifer Hudson, Mika's Stolen Button, Keane's Weiner, Joe the Plumber and Imaginary friend, Anderson Cooper, Racism, Where is Detroit? Spoooky stories! Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode20: Wandering Thoughts

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 04:07:51 GMT

Episode20: Call us!(Only on Saturdays 1:15pm to 3pm EST). We Review the movie Max Payne. Mika's everything "butt"! Winnie the Pooh Nightmare! Tranny anyone? Joe the Plumber tunes in! Fall Break! Porn: Two Girls, One Cup... Jade's Classroom Admirer. Thoughts on Jude. Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode19: Lies and Scandal!

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:27:46 GMT

Lies and Scandal! Enjoy this insightful episode. We speak about: The Palin/McCain Campaign, Jensen Ackles, The "Funk the War!" Protest, New York and absentee ballots, Jade's classroom circumstance, Mika's Philosophy: 'Trouble's Talk', Girl X. We share our single favorite part of the male body. We give you the first look at our new Ad: Palin's Hometown Starring: Sarah, Todd, Joe, Jane, Sue, Bob, abused daughter, Homeless Man, Moose. Maverick! Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode18: Life After...

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:52:30 GMT

We said we’d try not to talk about politics, but here it is… We talk about: The O.J.Simpson Trial, the Biden/Palin debate and sexism, Black History, Reading Rainbow!, Power Rangers, Our Living Wills and Dying. Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode17: In the Heat of Politics

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:23:20 GMT

Sorry for the late post! This Episode is packed full of juicy and hilarious politics. We analyze all of the aspects with our lovely guest Miss Lola B. aka the Joker. Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode16: Weirdness

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:40:04 GMT

Episode 16 is just a weird mix of topics: The wind storm that swept through our town. Thanks IKE! More Politics, Reading an Email, The Red/Black-Hatted Psycho, Jade’s List, Mika’s story: “Crusty McCain and His [Not so]Beautiful Wife”, ‘Race, Class and Gender’, and Mika’s 2nd Encounter with Brawny Man! Thanks for Listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Episode15: In the Mood For "Food"!

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:49:22 GMT

Welcome to our fantastic season/cycle 2! Episode 15. We share our thoughts: Our impersonations of Sarah Palin, Politics, Mika’s Afro-American Phobia, What get us in the mood for “FOOD” and Jade’s Escapade in France! Listener’s To Do List: How Do you tell people in the movie theatre to SHUT UP? What smells get you in the mood for “FOOD”? Email Us! As always (let Mika know how great she is…) Thanks for Listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Summer Skin4: CNN Special with Goose!

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:08:34 GMT

Sorry about the hold-up, everyone! This is the fourth Summer Skin episode, recorded after we watched the CNN program called Black In America and also the movie The Dark Night. Our guest for this episode is Goose(Mika's Sister). We discuss and share our thoughts on what we viewed as an Austin Powers movie plays in the background. Thanks for still subscribing, downloading, and commenting and emailing us! Thanks for Listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Summer Skin3: The Civil Union and The Drunk Old Man

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:05:10 GMT

Hello All! This is another episode for the summer. In this Episode, We (Mika, Jade, Lola B. and Miss Lady S.) chat about a Lesbian Experience. How fun! Later on we kind of settle down and discuss the summer while having French accents! At the End I(Mika) vent about the drunkard in front of my new apartment. Some times we’ll have a “Quickie Question of the Week”. This question is random and sometimes about sex, politics, or public ideals. The answers that we like will be read on air and can be heard (during the summer) on our podcast at our site. So here’s the question (if you’ve got the guts to answer): Where is your Masturbation Station(where do you masturbate)? Thanks for Listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Summer Skin2: Drive With Lola B. To Sex and The City

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:35:03 GMT

Hello All You lovely Listeners! It's been a while since we've posted an episode. On this Summer Skin Edition of Mika and Jade FancyPants, I(Mika) drive with Lola B. to the movie theater to see the long awaited "Sex And The City"!!! I haven't seen all of the episodes as I would have liked but Lola fills me in as I drive. We also discuss an issue with a minor, and how we felt about the movie afterwards. You can clearly hear all of the pot holes and nooks in the road as I drive... but Its a great listen. Jade is still in Paris, France and will be back in about a month. Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com Blog: http://mikaandjade.wordpress.com/

Summer Skin1: Our Review of Guys Gone Wild

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:11:53 GMT

In this episode of Summer Skin; We review Guys Gone Wild: Hunk Hotel while lying together on Jade's huge, comfy bed. There are some hot and some not-so-hot guys, but we got through it without any orgasms or opening our legs. oh well, there's always next time. Jade Leaves for Paris for the summer, but don't worry, you'll hear her now and again on our Summer Skin Editions. Thanks for listening! Peace & Love, Mika And Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com

Episode14: Bored, Dazed, And Confused

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Sat, 31 May 2008 16:47:08 GMT

Chatting about chatting. Mika tries to get through her Literature Presentation... And then the phone rings. Our Listeners get a sneak-peak listen to our newest advertisement, The Paris and Nicole Reunion. Happy Birthday to Jade! Describing each other and flirting. Stay tuned for our review of Guys Gone Wild! Anderson Cooper is sexxxxy! Subscribe!!! Our next set of episodes will be submitted during the summer and will be called "Summer Skin" Thanks for Listening! Peace and Love, Mika and Jade Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Email Us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com mikaandjadefp@yahoo.com mikaandjade@gmail.com

Episode13: Everythang Is Online...

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Sat, 24 May 2008 06:55:34 GMT

Online chatting tips, bodily functions, and to end it all, we play the game, "First Thought", Cheesecake, Sexuality will never leave us! The Freaks Come Out At Night as Jade says along with our guest DJ Lola B. You also get a sneak peek listen to our newest advertisement: the Rap starring the lovely and creative Miss Lady S. Thanks to our guest Lola B for being on the show! Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Thanks for Listening! Stay tuned for more from Mika And Jade FancyPants. Peace and Love, Mika and Jade note: also check out our hilarious celeb inpersonations at http://mikaandjade-advertisements.podOmatic.com/

Episode12: Assume The Position

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Tue, 13 May 2008 06:49:24 GMT

Another night of raving.... drinking juices and just chatting...Sex, Cops, and Sneezing... You can email us at: mikaandjade@hotmail.com or mikaandjadefancypants@yahoo.com or mikaandjade@gmail.com Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Thanks for Listening! Stay tuned for more from Mika And Jade FancyPants. Peace and Love, Mika and Jade note: also check out our hilarious celeb inpersonations at http://mikaandjade-advertisements.podOmatic.com/

Episode11: Dr. Who?

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:43:47 GMT

Episode 11 is finally here! We are oblivious to the number of episodes that we’ve completed. We have a special Guest: Professor! First we interrogate him and let him express himslef. Bow ties, motorcycles, Polygamy, The Pregnant “Man” (Once Again). This semester is comming to an end and we cant wait for the summer. 3 more weeks to go! Then we play the celebrity quiz game. If you have any suggestions to the questions that Mika asked the Professor and Jade, shoot us an email. Thanks again to Professor for being our guest on the show! You can email us at: mikaandjade@hotmail.com or mikaandjadefancypants@yahoo.com or mikaandjade@gmail.com Visit us at: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade or Facebook, http://mikaandjade.podOmatic.com/ Thanks for Listening! Stay tuned for more from Mika And Jade FancyPants. Peace and Love, Mika and Jade note: also check out our hilarious celeb inpersonations at http://mikaandjade-advertisements.podOmatic.com/

Episode10: Wingin' It and Flyin' High

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:43:46 GMT

This week we are wingin' it. Its a Friday and we deserve some rest.... Our Guest is The Lovely DJ Lola B. We chat about Abortion, Mika slightly flirting in the Library, the Pregnant "Man", Can Men Take Pain? We Let you hear our Neighborhood Banging and the Advertisement: British Anthem. A Few questions to put out there..... Do you agree with abortion? How do you feel about the Pregnant "man"? Can Men Take Pain? Let us know what you think... Email us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com or mikaandjadefancypants@yahoo.com or mikaandjade@gmail.com Visit us: http://myspace.com/mikaandjade Check us out!!!!! IM us! Thanks for Listening Peace and Love, Mika and Jade Mevio {Mevio-ad0fc09054a61ce110f1023a4f490276}

Episode9: Sex Toys and Politics

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:52:30 GMT

Sex and Politics go hand in hand.... Episode 9 is finally finished. I apologize to those who have been waiting forever.... Jade is out for this Episode so I(Mika) have two guests: DJ Triskut, and Dennis of Students for Change at NKU(Northern Kentucky University). DJ Triskut and I look up sex toys and chat about them. For the second half of the episode, Dennis talks about important issues that affect us all. I thank them again for coming and chatting with me on the show. Make sure that You Vote. Your Opinion Counts! Thanks for Listening! Visit Us! http://myspace.com/mikaandjade Email Us! mikaandjade@hotmail.com OR mikaandjadefancypants@yahoo.com Peace and Love, Mika from Mika And Jade FancyPants

Episode8: 1st Rant Part 2

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:31:11 GMT

This is the Second Part to our first Rant. We are back at the apartment with our lovely guest Lola B. And some of us are under the influence.... of Love! Enjoy mindless laughter and ranting. Give us some feedback! Email us at: mikaandjade@hotmail.com OR mikaandjadefancypants@yahoo.com Visit us at: Myspace.com/mikaandjade We are also on Podomatic.com, Podshow.com, Mashable.com, and Facebook. Thanks for Listening! Peace&Love -Mika and Jade

Episode7: 1st Rant

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:00:19 GMT

It's a stressful episode full of HATE and ANGER! grrrr! We Rant about: Stupid slow drivers, Old Man River(who can't get it up, Hanna Montana and Her Fake Lips!!!!, Another session of Briefcase Desi, Rape incident on campus (freakin' Fat Coppers!), Keanu Reeves is a Bad Acting, Cute, Homewrecking puppy, Troublesome Neighbors, Mad Men on AMC (Hotness!), Barack Obama's Speech! We also play our creepy Irish Lucky Charms Advertisement since we our show was supposed to be for St. Patty's Day. We haven't been getting very many email! EMAIL US!.... you know you want to....men esepecially! Email us: mikaandjade@hotmail.com OR mikaandjadefancypants@yahoo.com Visit us: http://www.myspace.com/mikaandjade We're on Podomatic.com, Friendster, MySpace, & Podshow Thanks for Listening and stay tuned for the next FancyPants show! Peace and Love -Mika And Jade

Episode6: Foreigner's Point of View

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:29:06 GMT

We are waiting for the "arrival" of the movie, Sex and the City and we explain and compare ourselves to the personalities of the characters on the show. Mika tells her sex dream with "Briefcase Desi." Our Sexy Guests arrive and we talk about: the Oscars, the Frustrations of Being a College Student (hense the word of the week,"Boundaries"), Fidel Castro and the fantasy Spanish Men- Black Women, and where black women prostitutes can go to get the most business...

Episode5: Anit/Pro-Valentine's Day Show

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:33:19 GMT

Happy Valentine's Day! We bring you a little history according to Mika. What are the pros and cons of Valentine's Day. We also talk about: the Pros and Cons of having a bed(f*ck)buddy, Mika's Story on Feminism, and Fantasizing about Food Network's Robert Ervine. Tell Us what you think! Email: mikaandjade@hotmail.com Visit Us: myspace.com/mikaandjade

Episode4:Catch-Up, After New Year's 2008

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:50:08 GMT

It's been a while so we thought we'd do a show to catch up on things. Thanksgiving and X-Mas induces sleep (itis). New Year's wasn't what it should have been. Mothers acting Crazy and having everything in the world and sleeping! Drinking, Jade's Cheesecake, Gaining wieght, Gift giving.

Episode3: La Policia Y Special Guests

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:56:47 GMT

Episode 3 coming at you! Guest Appearance by Nepiche. Cultural Queen Loved by all with a great since of humor. The On-Campus Police Are NOT Doing Their Jobs! We can't cross the street without our lives flashing before our eyes. Geese are everywhere! And the wolrd is coming to and end--not really but it feelslike it. Wierdos in the Convenience Store. Run for your Lives---But listen first! Email us your comments at mikaandjade@hotmail.com and Visit us at myspace.com/mikaandjade

Episode2: Oh! The Things We Say And Do

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:23:33 GMT

Mika and Jade Coming to you with another Episode! We talk about: our day(work, school, love, death, life),and Mika's job at the Library! Thanks for Listening! email us at mikaandjade@hotmail.com and visit us at myspace.com/mikaandjade Peace, Love -Mika and Jade

Episode1: Fascination...All In A Days Work

Mika And Jade FancyPants — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:16:54 GMT

This is our first podcast. Hello World! Welcome to the Mika and Jade FancyPants Show. Our Main Topic is The Men that We Lust After!. We also speak about: Zena, Hercules, the movies "Alexander" and "Pathfinder", revising Britney Spears' "Oops, I did it Again". and also Ciara's songs as well and Never Get Stuck inside of a woman.... Email us at mikaandjade@hotmail.com and visit us at myspace.com/mikaandjade Thanks for listening!!! Peace, Love -Mika and Jade